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Keep your boat bird-poop free with life like fake nests and eggs! By mimicking real nests, they trigger territorial instincts, keeping birds away for good.

Why Put A Fake Nest On Your Boat?

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It's actually genius when you understand seagull behavior.


Seagulls Are Territorial

Seagulls never build nests near other nesting pairs - it's not in their nature.

Prevention Is Key

Placing a fake nest saves the hassle of removing a real one— and prevents the mess before it starts.

Protect Your Investment

Keep your boat clean and damage-free all season long.

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Jul 25, 2026

What Birds Attack Boats — and Does the Fake Nest Stop Them All?

It's not just seagulls. Pigeons, cormorants, ibis, swallows and even ducks target boats too — here's which ones a decoy nest actually stops, and which it won't.

Jul 25, 2026

How to Stop Seagulls Landing on Your Boat (That Actually Works)

Seagull mess isn't just ugly — it's acidic and it eats into your gelcoat, covers and resale value. Here's what actually stops gulls landing on your deck, and why spikes, owls and sprays don't.

Where to Place Your Seagull Nest — The Smart Positioning Guide

Seagulls never nest out in the open — they tuck their nests away to protect their eggs. Here's how to position your Feck Off Birds nest so it works with seagull instinct, not against it.
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